nope not crazy

2009-07-16T21:50:00.000-06:00

Have i lost?
have i won?

not really sure.

I don't blog because i have really nothing to say.

I want to be out in the mountains or in the water.

I need a kayak.

gone

2009-02-23T15:34:00.001-07:00

Shit nearly a year since i blogged... weird.

I'm gonna start again i swear...maybe lol.

Joel

joel's new lease on blogging

2008-03-14T21:12:00.004-06:00

hmmm it has been a while since i blogged.

So blogging...

WHat has been going on?

hmmm

Work for a ford now...i work harder than the other guys who just move cars but get paid the same. It makes me mad.

Still work for the bucks. it's there.

Somethings ended. It's ok that they did.
New things started. Its also ok that they did. Some of those things it is even great that they started.

Travel is coming up. It excites me.

that's it about it for now.

who left the last comment ?

no more anonymous comments...just leave a name or initial at the end .

i am gone

Seattle

2007-09-04T15:48:00.000-06:00

Ok time for a blog that no one will read...or will they?

PAX (aka the penny arcade expo) http://www.penny-arcade.com/

if you don't know what penny arcade it check it out it's a hilarious web-comic that has an amazing following and conference of craziness! I wish i could explain it but i can't really. I'll try.

It's every video game developer in a big trade show style room that lets you try out new games way before the general public. There is also table top games (D &D , magic, et c.) There is a whole floor of console free play. Wanna try game X on system X? Well go over and just borrow it from the check out free of charge and go play it for 30mins. Repeat ad nauseum. It's cool.

Wil Wheaton (wes crusher from star trek next gen) was the key note speaker. He's now a great writer and blogger his whole address didn't talk about S.T. He talked about Video games and how important they are to our social society. Great speech.

It's held down in Seattle a very cool city.

Huge Nintendo station with DS's and the new metroid game.

More free stuff than you can shake a stick at.

in short great time!!!

Next i went to the utili-kilt store in Seattle. This was my 2nd time there. Don't know about it? check it out here. http://www.utili-kilts.com/
Got my 2nd one. It's wicked.

anyhoo that's all for now ttyl

i am gone

Joel

2007-06-21T07:28:00.000-06:00

Well it's my birthday!

i don't know what else to say besides i am now 24.

Horrah.

i am gone

Joel

A blog about count downs

2007-05-29T16:08:00.000-06:00

hey everyone,

Shit it has been a while eh?

did you know it is only 22 days 17 hours and 58 mins until my birthday?
Which then makes it 32 days 18 hours and 53 mins till clown class starts!
204 day 23 hours and 56 mins until i am done university!
Which makes it about 209 days until Christmas...have you started Shopping? No? Good!

Those are exciting things no? Yes! YES they are! lol Well the top 3 are for me.

Well i have no idea what to do about the Joel annual birthday party life just seems so busy i don't know if i'll have one this year. Thoughts?

Umm ok so i have now posted and i believe that is all for now!

i am gone
Joel

yeah

2007-04-05T23:13:00.000-06:00

huuuaj;nt;ohant

just trying to survive. no one reads this.

Movie soon enough.

I am gone

Joel

at least it's an update

2007-03-17T15:43:00.001-06:00

Ok kiddos
i guess its time for a bloggity blog.

Tonight is the last show of "We all hate each other" By the "FLQ" (Flabergasted laugh quackers) at the jekyll and hyde pub. 10610-100ave.
Last night's show went really well.

We are going to aim for another show early june. Uhhh my movie might be reschedualed for more like the middle of may. i'll keep you informed. I'm in a movie this sunday. It'll be good.

I can't wait for Clown class! 105 days left!

that's about all for now!

an update.

2007-02-17T11:09:00.000-07:00

hey everyone,

What's going on? Me? oh not too much. Just starting reading week. I'd like to think that i'll enjoy it but the truth of it is i have alot of things to do. Let me highlight it all for you and to remind myself.

To do
1. Learn my lines for Drama 307
2. Research/synopsis of Anatol for drama 307
3. 383 research project on Elia Kazan
4. Take home mid term for Soc 301
5. Read and pick a scene for my final 383 directing project
6. Start working on my 2nd writing assignment for soc 301

Extra circular interests
7. Have movie audition
8. Clean up house
9. Go to work
10. Do some work on the scripts for my movies and star making a production schedules.
11. Rehearsal for FLQ's first sketch comedy show "We all hate each other"
12. Explain to everyone that FLQ stands for "Flabbergasted Laugh Quackers"

So on march 16th and 17th Come to the See the FLQ's first show "We all hate each other" at

Jekyll & Hyde pub and restaurant (est. 1991)
10610-100ave
Edmonton, AB

Other details coming soon.

Also anyone interested in being in any of my movies please leave a comment or drop me an email.

ok that's all for now i best be getting on to that stack of stuff to do.

Damn it i thought about stuff and the i thought the word stuffed and and i thought of double stuffed oreos dipped in chocolate... Shit.

ok i am gone

Joel

some people are stupid and here is why....

2007-01-31T23:48:00.000-07:00

Hey,
So Daniel Radcliff (aka harry potter) is staring in a stage show of Equus. For those who don't know the show there is a lot of nudity in the show.

Parents are getting mad becasue "harry" if going to be naked on stage.

i say shut the fuck up he's and actor and looking for other roles becasue he won't be Harry potter forever. He's NOT a role model he's NOT harry potter. He's not here to play to the whim of other people. He is another guy working in the theatre so let him do his job. Personally i hope that he does great in the role and finds more work. Good on him don't be held down by a character.

Don't like it too bad! Deal with it!

i am gone

Joel

DKM LYRICS

2007-01-28T23:35:00.000-07:00

DROPKICK MURPHYS LYRICS

"The Green Fields Of France"

[Originally by Eric Bogle]

oh how do you do, young willy mcbride
do you mind if i sit here down by your graveside
and rest for a while in the warm summer sun
i've been walking all day, and im nearly done
and i see by your gravestone you were only nineteen
when you joined the great fallen in 1916
well i hope you died quick
and i hope you died clean
oh willy mcbride, was is it slow and obscene

[Chorus]
did they beat the drums slowly
did they play the fife lowly
did they sound the death march as they lowered you down
did the band play the last post and chorus
did the pipes play the flowers of the forest

and did you leave a wife or a sweetheart behind
in some loyal heart is your memory enshrined
and though you died back in 1916
to that loyal heart you're forever nineteen
or are you a stranger without even a name
forever enshrined behind some old glass pane
in an old photograph torn, tattered, and stained
and faded to yellow in a brown leather frame

[Chorus]
did they beat the drums slowly
did they play the fife lowly
did they sound the death march as they lowered you down
did the band play the last post and chorus
did the pipes play the flowers of the forest

the sun shining down on these green fields of france
the warm wind blows gently and the red poppies dance
the trenches have vanished long under the plow
no gas, no barbed wire, no guns firing now
but here in this graveyard that's still no mans land
the countless white crosses in mute witness stand
till' man's blind indifference to his fellow man
and a whole generation were butchered and damned

[Chorus]
did they beat the drums slowly
did they play the fife lowly
did they sound the death march as they lowered you down
did the band play the last post and chorus
did the pipes play the flowers of the forest

and i can't help but wonder oh willy mcbride
do all those who lie here know why they died
did you really believe them when they told you the cause
did you really believe that this war would end wars
well the suffering, the sorrow, the glory, the shame
the killing and dying it was all done in vain
oh willy mcbride it all happened again
and again, and again, and again, and again

[Chorus]
did they beat the drums slowly
did they play the fife lowly
did they sound the death march as they lowered you down
did the band play the last post and chorus
did the pipes play the flowers of the forest

I AM...

2007-01-28T16:08:00.000-07:00

Useless.
Un-inspired.
Down.
Lame.

fuck it nevermind.

i am gone.

I blog there for i am?

2007-01-10T18:13:00.000-07:00

Well kids.

Another day another post. Yes i am posting again. I seem to be less in the mood to murder. I thought with the snow it would be worse, but no i am ok..for now. I should relax there are no chances of zombies in these lesser temperatures. They freeze and stop. Horrah!

I took a huge spill on the way to school. So my arm, shoulder, and wrist are very tender. Watch for ice.

Uhh that's all for now i guess.

i am gone

Joel

Stuff i hate.

2007-01-09T15:15:00.000-07:00

I hate U of A.
Why?
Well
Let me tell you.

No windows!
Teachers Attitudes especially in soc. " this is the most imporstant class ever. There isn't much reading just ALL of this and this and this and that . And a few "modest assignments" which will consume your life. " It's a tad ridiculous.
The whole place is a big ball of soul sucking awful. I want out ASAP!

I just feel like i was hit with a bag of moldy gophers in a burlap sack!

I know i know i sound like a little emo bitch but i do feel a bit like shit.

Fucking Winter.

ok i guess i'll shut the Fuck up.

i am gone

That was a holiday?

2007-01-08T20:09:00.000-07:00

Ok So the holiday post.

So for the last 22 year my christmas holiday tradition around the 24th/25th has been the same. My Brother got married back in may thus changing the Family tradtion. So it was different this year. Now just because it changed made everything a bit confusing for me...mostly having to think about what i was going to be doing or where going etc. Anyhoo so for some reason this was stressful on my mind. Next year it'll be diffferent again but i'll be in the rythum by then i hope.

The gifts i recieved were very nice. -Eliminator 700A ( portable battery to jump your car with.) - movies - kitchen supplies (knives were especially nice) - the complete Ultimate X men comic series on CD-rom as well as the last 20 years of spider man on CD rom. - board game called "Zombies" . - 1 new tire for the Jeep well promisary note for the finacial backing for 1 tire. - a lovely plethera of Family guy related gifts. - and many other very nice things.

Question: Why do girls think that they look good with a fully braided hair? Like many many little braids all over their head. I think i looks pretty weird. Sorta "hmmm why is that jelly fish out of water?" Well i should confess that i've thought many female hair styles to look stupid recently. The weird female pompadore you know the bangs are all poofed up and thrown up and back with a big space between head and hair. What is that? Then the my hair is frizzy and looks ultra straight but damaged...again i say WHAT?

Not that i do much with my hair but still... WHAT?

Settled on a camera that i want to buy. this will be my first camera

it's the sony HD SR1

uhhhhh yeah so who wants to give me money? ???

Oh BTW i am in a directing class and will need actors for my final dirceting scenes. So if you are interested let me know. i'll post more later i the semester.

ok that's a good blog for now ttyl

i am gone

Joel

2006-12-31T15:36:00.000-07:00

Happy new year everyone.

i know i should update about christmas but i shall do that later.

I juat wanted to say that i still don't know how i feel about Saddam's death. I think that's because the historian in me see's too much information being lost by killing such a historical figure. But maybe that's just me. Don't get me wrong he was still an awful person who did many awful things. Again history calls

Oh well.

Don't think about it too much right now.

Happy New year.

i am gone

Cap'n Mac

again nothing.

2006-12-13T14:03:00.000-07:00

So...I guess i should update as it would be...........................

Humm what to tell you all? I am going ahead with my Movie project. I am more nervous than i thought i would be. When filming this takes place i am setting myself up for huge debt. Not like full motion picture debt but debt. It's a scary thought.

I need a title for my company and for my movie.
Any thoughts?

I've got that christmas carol/ fire place channel on my TV right now. People have told me that a hand does come in to the picture and poke the fire. I don't know if that's true or not. Maybe i'll watch long enough to see.

Work is work. I might decide to transfer in summer time so that i am closer to work/ can ride my bike. I really miss my bike riding. Biking just rocks hands down. I think that i'll enjoy a more random schedual for work this summer. Who knows. i don't want too random like close then open or anything like that.

I've spent too much on christmas. I am excited. I am tired of shopping but it's the holidays. C'est la vie right?

uhhhh ok i am done.

i am gone

Joel

the nothing

2006-12-10T20:25:00.000-07:00

I guess it's been a while. I don't know what to tell you all but i am studying alot. Well i am sure that i'll have mroe to say once i film my trailer on the 18th. The Zombie movie is coming to a...living room near you? I need to figure out a name for it.

that's all for now.

i am gone

Joel

the Addiction grows

2006-11-18T23:49:00.000-07:00

I AM SO TORN!

I orignially hadn't planned to get a Wii. But i started saving money to buy a Video Camera and a laptop. The loyalty and love of nintendo is becoming overwhelming. I do what one. It looks so cool, the game play will rule, the new control options, and 60 game titles by jan. Not bad eh? Oh and a quater or a third of the price of the ps3. Grim,billy and mandy video game... looks awesome.

uhhhhhh bowling at home? ahhh SWEET.

But my asperations(sp?) of my video career will be put on hold again... i just turned on my game cube for the first time in a while...My DS haven't put it down oohhhh geezz

AKKKKKKK

any thoughts?

-Nintendo Addict

Stop Paris now!

2006-11-08T11:38:00.000-07:00

THIS IS AN OFFICAL PLEE TO STOP PARIS HILTON!!!!!

She claims that she is the most famous person in the world and deserves a Star on the walk of fame I completely think she needs to be stopped!!!! NOW

Here is the article :

Paris Hilton is furious that she doesn't have her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

(BANG) - Paris Hilton is fuming because she doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

The millionaire hotel heiress has her own reality TV show 'The Simple Life', has starred in a homemade porn film - 'One Night In Paris' - appeared in teen horror film 'House of Wax', released a pop album and brought out her own perfume, but what she really wants is a star on the famous parade.

Paris was overheard complaining that she should be the one receiving the accolade at a recent ceremony to mark TV producer and LA Lakers basketball team owner Jerry Buss being awarded a star.

According to Life and Style Weekly magazine, the 25-year-old fumed: "I don't even know half these people. And most of them are dead! I should totally have a star. I deserve one. I'm one of the most famous people on earth!"

Please spread the word!!!

More blog

2006-11-07T20:53:00.000-07:00

I HAVE A SCREEN TEST FOR A MOVIE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!
I am not 100% sure about the historical facts but its about one of the first national or international car races. I am getting to audition for the part of one of German race team. So i guess i better get on that learning german thing...
i don't need to know any for tomorrow. So wish me luck.

Well now that you all have suffered through a long blog riddled with spelling errors i shall end it.

i am gone
Joel

2nd of the day

2006-11-06T17:04:00.000-07:00

Just out of spite i write this blog. Well ok not really spite. Just doing it so i can say that i have written more posts than i really have.

So far i am passing my midterms. Horrah

Not as high of an average as Gmac but i excpected it.

Uhhh

What do you think about saddam's trail and verdict?

I am fence sitting. I have not formed my answer yet.
I don't know if death is the right thing. Especially hanging.

Soon i am on my way to buying my tech for movie shooting. The money gathering is taking less time than i imagined it would.

the laptop is still a difficult decision. Mac or pc hmmmm

the camera looking is also a long complicated decision practice.

that's all again for now.
i am gone
Joel

the kitten-y soft post.

2006-11-06T12:34:00.000-07:00

This is an update. KITTEN has arrived!

His name is pip or pippen i don't know if his registered name is pippen but my mom was calling him that. Anyhoo pip is a little devil but very sweet too. He had a nap on my chest the other day. it was a good bonding moment.

uhhhh

i have a cold. I went to the Dr. for some meds to stop it from draining into my chest so i don't get brocitius. that's the wonders of being me.

snow = shit.

The insurance company was like of btw we need an inspection done on the jeep. (which i've been driving 3 months now. ) i wish i could known this before now they want it by the 20th of Nov. and i am a busy fella well i guess i'll find time.

mid term tomorrow hope that goes well
and tomorrow night i start writting my big crim paper with the emphasis on youth and animal abuse ( with the case study the teens in didsbury) .

Well anyhoo. That is all

i am gone
Joel

blah blah

2006-10-12T22:12:00.000-06:00

So i always harp on people to blog more. I guess that i have realized that it's not fair to demand but i relly like reading blogs. I also really like reading comments.

So to get people reacting and leaving comments i need to blog don't I?

Well let see...

Work- I am enjoying it. I had 5:30 start today that shifted my whole day a bit funny. It makes my sleep pattern a bit wonky but i 'll deal. I do have fun. Bar training is hard. i'll get better eventually.

School- 15 hours of studying 6 chapter = 60% on my first midterm. Not happy about that. i must have picked alot of the red herrings for answers. *whacks head* stupid stupid stupid.
Paper coming up hopefully that goes well.

Hobbies- Using my bike to get to and from school i like that except that it's getting quiet brisk out. That makes it very hard on my lungs at times. So i tihnk maybe a week more before i got to do the tune up and storage. Then i got to get all sorts of crap out of my garage so the parking arrangement can be changed.

Life- I've been having mood swings that are a bit out of character for me. the emotional drain of winter can't of hit yet. I'll keep you updated.

I did my first video edit. it was interesting. Webcam capture and window media editor. It was ok i was mostly just fiddling learning about that stuff.

Still need locations for my Zombie novel.

I still need to find a place that sells a smattering of nicer video cameras($1000-2500) so i can price them out. full video not handycams either.

ok that's all for now i think i've run out of the will to write.

ok i am gone

Joel

hey

2006-10-05T11:29:00.000-06:00

I work tomorrow at 5:30. i don't know how i yet feel about that... it's a living i guess lol. I am deathly afraid of drive thru window training. It's an adventure.
ok this is what i shall leave you with but change english for drama.

Favorite musical song and my favorite to sing.

What do you do with a B.A. in English,
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree.

I can't pay the bills yet,
'Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place.

But somehow I can't shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference,
To the human race.

-Avenue Q

that's all for now
iam gone
Joel

please post comments based on this

2006-10-02T20:19:00.000-06:00

hello world, well world of the people who read my blog....

So i picked up the crochet hook again. it's almost the time where i start making scarves and wristbands and whatever i can think of... anyone know a good toque pattern?

Now something very important. I want everyone that reads this if i know you or not. To comment on what buildings in and around Edmonton i should critique for my zombie survival book that i am writting for Novel writting month in novemeber. (yes i have people to help edit) . i need to start doing research before i can start. So i hope that you all can think of nice and INTERESTING buildings. not like random houses please. They should be places that are easy to get to and in the greater edmonton area and that i can inspect. I'll tell you all which i am planning to critique once the list is complied.

ok please comment.... NOW!

BTW Starbucks is a fun but moderately stressful job( not fully good at working with the public).

i kinda miss plumbing but don't miss the U of A.

Ok that's all now if you read this post a location. thanks

i am gone

Joel

wookie blog

2006-09-27T23:58:00.001-06:00

RRRRRwaaaarrrrr,

grr grr wahhhrrr! tttrrrwahhh aaAAaaa. reahhaa? grrrrrrwwahhhhhhhhhhhh grrrrr wah wah grrr.

wahrrrrrrr grr ggrrr gawwwwr Whhnnneee whnnne !!

gggrraaaaaaaa

i am gone

early

2006-09-27T04:55:00.000-06:00

Well...it's 4:49 am and i am about on my way to work. Man this si early but today it doesn't seem as bad for some reason. i am sure by 7 it'll seem like i've been up way too long. at least there is time for me to nap between end ofwork and class. okie dokie i need to get going talk with you all later.

i am gone

Joel

pissy

2006-09-24T23:20:00.000-06:00

Do i really know what the hell i am doing?

No i don't think i know what's going on. I want to finish my degree but i am ready to just go act.

WHY MUST THIS ALL SEEM SO BLAH!

i am blah that's right. what can i say? what do you want to hear? i know i am very happy for you all doing a show but i wanna do a show but damn wednesday classes. I can't do shit. i am shit?

WHAT is this shit?

my shift button is a bit messed up right now.

my room is messy.

i am filled with the humours my friends my blood is too hot. it must be male pms time. I only feel this fucked up during this time.

I havea job. As a Barista...but that can't be right i am a male so i call my self a Baristo.

What are you all thinking?

I need to start doing my research for the novel writting.

yeah ok i am pissy and i'm gonna go.

i am gone

Joel

meow meow skin graft meow meow ohh family guy...

2006-09-13T23:49:00.000-06:00

hmmm hmmm hmmmm

i sit here pondering. Should i shave off the moustashe? the handle bars? i am gonna keep some of my facial hair ( my goatee). but what to shave?

hmmmm any thoughts?

Tomorrow:
School
gym tomorrow get my buns (aka my gut) in shape lets start a routine asap.
Phantom.

I might be gushing after watch phantom.

that's all for tonight.

i am gone

Joel

INAPPROPRIATE

2006-09-10T15:49:00.000-06:00

So it's almost September 11th 2006. Yes 2006 not 2001. So I saw something that made me get out the soap box.

The phrase "lest we forget" used in reference to sept. 11. That phrase is to be used in reference to those who have lost their lives in times of war and the day of remembrance is the 11th of November. NOT AS AN AMERICA PROPGANDA TOOL!

Yes many people were hurt/killed in 2001 but "lest we forget" is for one time only.

I am not saying that sept.. 11 wasn't a tragedy it was but morn it appropriately not as the propaganda that the media and supposed "patriots" make it out to be.

Morn butdo not make spectical. It is never the right choice.

RESEPECT the veterens and remember those who have served the county but don't take away fromthe importance of their day.

that is all

i am gone

Joel

out box of the mind

2006-09-06T18:41:00.000-06:00

Ok you all seem very happy with or enjoyed the randomeness fo the mind dump instead of the very structured outline of events type blog that i sometimes give.

Ok so here we go writing about my day today. Well i guess first off i should do some "shout outs" as it would be ok Mr. Irwin AKA the Crocidile hunter take care you brought naturalism and care to many animals and the world need more conservationists. Too Bad you died. I Salute you and your work. Everyone take a second and remember the "Crickey"... ok Now that i did that i am going to sandwich this good bad Kent and Sharon congrats on the engagement.

Nay be strong. You know where to find me.

Kyle and carrie congrats to you guys too.

ok that's all for the shout outs.... wait... LEAH i am working on the fantasy blog honestly i am. I am just waiting for the moment of inspiration.

What else? karaoke tomorrow at avenue pizza.

So today was fisrt day back at school. that was a very scary time today. i am not sure how i feel about it so far. i liked my one class. man what a change 1 class vs like 10 hours eh? but i kinda want to go back to that environment. I can't . The u of a so.. so impersonal. i walked through FAB hoping to see someone i knew i just assumed that i would see a friendly face but no. i was at that school for 2 hours and it seemed so long. oh well i ended up having becky from MCHS a year under me i was so happy to see seomone i knew, so was she. we both just transfered from Gmac so we related over how nice gmac was but how we had to come over to the u.

So it was decent day.

umm i tihnk that is all i cam pull out of the mind today.

again i promise fantasy blog coming soon.

oh i almost forgot my novel is going to be a Zombie novel in case you all were curious.

ok i am gone

Joel

mind dumpage

2006-09-03T23:26:00.000-06:00

Hello people,

So an update eh?

Well lets see... Fringe i guess is the place to start. As i do believe i said before 5 FUCKIN' STARS BABY! Sorry i am just so proud of our rag tag group. WE came together very nicely. I am sad that we are done. I want to hang with those guys some more.

All good things come to an end right?

Ok next

School starts in a few days..whoot?

i started writing this with alot of gusto but now i have forgotten all that i wanted to say. Have you hadd that happen? so that i keep going i am going to treat this as a mind dump. So if you don't know what that is it is a continuos flow of thought until your mind is empty about 5 mins of writing. So i am going. Hmmm toootlllldddy dooodley dooo.... I need a job... Well not need would like it so i can live comfortalby yeah if you hate my spelling bite me i am not stoping for nothing. uhhh ehat else can i say besides i am excited to get back into a gym routine with pat at school or per haps even a martial art or fencing? who know what do you all think would be best suited for me? What other things would i like to do this year? maybe keep a 3.0 minium gpa. So anything happening with you all? oh i hope to work on write in national novle writing month speaking of which i need to start doign the research for the book that i hope to write it will be alot of fum maybe when i am done i can post it on here? might be fun. would you all like to read my novel attemp when it's done? why a novel? so i get more comfortalbe with wrtiing it would be great oh 5 mins

So any other thoughts bloggers?

O i am in my 4th year now after my gmac credits were passed through that's neat huh?

I got 3 classes a semester. not alot. Still hard classes mind you.

so lots of time to work on my acting stuff too.

Well ok i've blahed on for a while so i leave you with a few things

Go and read - American gods by Neil Gainman
Wizards first rule by Terry goodkind ( i want to start re reading this series too)

Go for a walk- enjoy outside soon it will be winter

Go and plan your halloween costume - I want a real halloween with chaos and mayhem So get ready for it. I am on my way to building my costume right now.

ok that is all

i am Gone

We got 5 out of 5

2006-08-19T08:16:00.000-06:00

Hello all of you in Blog land this is a an early fringe update. 2 shows done. Last Show we got reveiwed by the journal.

5 OUT OF 5 - THE EDMONTON JOURNAL!!!!!!!

Like 5? Yeah FIVE!!!!! So get your tickets early friends. IT's gonna be a rip roaring good time!

FINER NOBLE GASES

Nordic Mechanical Services Stage 6
8529- 103 St. (Catalyst Theatre)

SUN: Aug 20, 8:30 PM
TUES: Aug 22, 6:45 PM
FRI: Aug 25, 2:00 PM
SAT: Aug 26, (night of) 12:15 AM

Basic acid theatre's remaining shows Don't miss out.

ok i am gone

Joel

it's the night before fringe an all through the Festival...

2006-08-17T00:24:00.000-06:00

Well here i sit on the eve of fringe. What a nutty time this is going to be, don't get me wrong i am super excited but nervous. I really want to get a hair cut PDQ. Maybe i'll call and set it up for sunday , monday or tuesday. Hummmm i dunno

Should i Shave? i dunno i like the grizzly beard.

Work was better today. I found $20 on the way to work it was great. The headaches i am getting are pretty bad. Well just need to relax more. Whew.

ok short blog but it's more just to dump a bit out of the mind before bed.

don't forget jadons costume, plint, makeup wedges, my costume. I hope that's all oh my drill.

Thanks for the love people. Now love back at you!

well that's all

i am gone

the moody actor

2006-08-15T21:08:00.000-06:00

So once upon a time There was a boy named Joel. He had friends and he tried to support as many of his friends as he could.

Fuck this story format.

WHY would you tell me you want to see my work if you are just going to turn around and say AGAIN you are too busy?

Don't play with me. i don't like it.

Why did i bother to make time to see your show or do anything involved with you people if you arn't going to support me?

So please if you don't want to see my work. TELL ME. i'll be upset but i'll appriciate the honesty.

So if anyone at fringe doesn't want to see my show let me know maybe i won't worry as much about seeing you.

Fuck i am aggrivated and pissed off and a bit hurt.

I'M FUCKING gone. (people who fit in to the above catagory can stop reading)

For those who are coming and want to support other artists (who i'd be happy to see)

FINER NOBLE GASES

Nordic Mechanical Services Stage 6
8529- 103 St. (Catalyst Theatre)

THURS:Aug 17, 11:45 PM
FRI: Aug 18, 3:45 PM
SUN: Aug 20, 8:30 PM
TUES: Aug 22, 6:45 PM
FRI: Aug 25, 2:00 PM
SAT: Aug 26, (night of) 12:15 AM

Besides that i am doing ok. I've not made enough money for school so i'll have to work through the year. Work it self sucks. Big mess at work. I hate plumbing. Yeah so that's that for now.
I need sleep but can't. Need to eat but won't. Need to relax not working. STRESS!

I built set it was too much it got axed due to space issues. I am sad. Blood sweat and tears now i live the dual actor/tech life. RESPECT THE TECH!

ok now i am really gone

what's going on?

2006-07-30T04:09:00.000-06:00

Hey everyone,

It's been a while since i last blogged i know. But i got lota of things going on with fringe show, work, and life general.

My Chev nova went away. Poor thing died. So i donated it to the kidney car foundation (horrah charity)

I am almost 100% finished all the props and set pieces for the show. Horrah me. Did most of the building today, with patricks mathimatics and his strenght. It was work but rewarding and almost done.

Now real work there is another story... well not so much a story as it sucks and i wish i had money or had a better job so i don't have to worry about it.

Still no idea about school. Waiting.

Soon i'll be writing a story as a warm up to writing for National novel writting month. So i'll have extra posts some of them "entries" of a story i think.

ok that's all for now.

i am gone

Joel

ps show times and dates for the fringe! SEE MY SHOW

THURS. Aug.17 11:45 PM - 1:00 AM

FRI. Aug. 18 3:45 PM - 5:00 PM

SUN. Aug. 20 8:30 PM - 9:45 PM

TUES. Aug. 22 6:45 PM - 8:00 PM

FRI. Aug. 25 2:00 PM - 3:15 PM

SAT. Aug. 26 (night of) 12:15 AM - 1:30 AM

UpdAte?

2006-07-16T23:11:00.000-06:00

Well friends what's up?

I am having my b'day party on the 22nd. if you didn't get the email. leave a comment and i'll send you the info...actually here it is. if you need more mail me. If i don't know you. You are not invited.

Where? Whitemud park (by the equine center on fox drive)

When? July 22 @ 12 noon-when ever we wanna leave.

Why? have fun in the sun and such

Bring? Food, yourselves, if you can fire wood, cooking sticks, chairs and anything else to have fun by a fire in the park.

Why? Joel's B'day!

Umm What else?

The FDC stuff is over. i liked it. i need grace. Was very valuble stuff to learn.

Fringe is coming! You all better be there!

What do you all want to know? i am at a loss of what to say.

ok i am gone

Joel

ED fringe stuff

2006-07-01T23:02:00.000-06:00

EDMONTON FRINGE DATES AND TIMES
Finer Noble Gases by Adam Rapp.

Thursday, August 17 11:45 PM Nordic Stage 6 (Catalyst Theatre)

Friday, August 18 3:45 PM Nordic Stage 6 (Catalyst Theatre)

Sunday, August 20 8:30 PM Nordic Stage 6 (Catalyst Theatre)

Tuesday, August 22 6:45 PM Nordic Stage 6 (Catalyst Theatre)

Friday, August 25 2:00 PM Nordic Stage 6 (Catalyst Theatre)

Night of Saturday, August 26 12:15 AM Nordic Stage 6 (Catalyst Theatre)

For more info and updates check out www.basicacidtheatre.ca

So copy all that down. Do it come see the show...twice!

BTW test for FDC basic certification is tomorrow. EEP

HAPPY CANADA DAY.

anyhoo take care ttyl
i'm gone

whooooaaaaa NELLY

2006-06-19T21:32:00.000-06:00

FDC (Fight dierectors of canada) Training started today.

Stretched tand then light warm up (which i pushed so hard that i puked) Yup 2 hours in to the workshop and i puke! Oh well. Warm up was out around timms center, telus center past law and in fab up the stairs to the 3rd floor down to 1st up to 3rd down to 1st up to 2nd around 2nd and back down to 1st and out to the timms and then crossovers. Oy it was very fast and tiring.

Then we had Hand to Hand combat and that was learning a new language completely! Akido was one thing but this was very different.

Then Western style quaterstaff until 1pm. Lots of work but fun.

Lunch (never eat tuna the same day that you ralph from working out too hard)

Rapier class Legs are a burning now! So much to learn there.

Lastly REview Do everything you learned over again.

I went to allison's place after cuz i was feeling like crap from the tune and puking earlier. I wanted only to get a pepto bismal from her i ended up staying and havign a nap pepto and advil.
She made me some Kd. It was great.

Anyhoo here i am very tired and have to do it all again tomorrow.

Wednesday is my birthday

Fdc training goes over the rest of june. so in july i am going to head to a city park (hawurlak) for marshmallows hot dogs and fun. More details to come. soon .

ok that is all. i need to continue to hydrate and sleep.

ttyl
i am gone

Joel

What's up you say?

2006-06-17T10:01:00.000-06:00

Alright By request.

A post.

So i went to Seattle For allison's Aunts grad... and a nice cheaper vacation.

These are the events. 1 drive down to Jasper have dinner stay at Jasper park lodge. Wake up at 4:30am and continue driving to Seattle.

Get to Seattle just in time to go to the Awards cerimony for Allie's aunt. Listen to a weird teacher talk about an award he's received. Finish the awards and go to our hotel (crown plaza seattle * allie's uncle is the general manager*). Check in and go back to Allie's aunt place for a party. Stay up till...12 take a cab back to the hotel.

Next morning we relax in the Am and go shopping in pm at Target and a few other stores. Evening SEE CIRQUE DE SOLEIL!!!!!Varekai. It was amazing made me commit more to the physical theatre again (need to find ways to work on it). The show was so amazing.

Sunday was the actual grad and we watched the whole of Seattle U Grad class graduate. so about 2000 people walk on the stage. wooo.... Went for brunch then we went to parts of down town shopped more not much luck.

Monday went shopping all over te place got some hot topic stuff and a few other things. THEN TO THE UTILIKILT STORE!!!!!!!! i loved it so much there. Take the best service you've ever had at a store X10 and you have the Utilikilt store. It was so great... so great i couldn't leave with out a utilikilt. i love it so much. www.utilikits.com *black denim is the one i got*

Tuesday 6:30 am start the 16 hour straight drive home. That made my body feel like 100% crap. I hated it and never want to drive that much in one day again. Oy! Anyhoo.

I start the FDC training on monday. I am very nervous that i am not going to do well. It's going to be great Ryan Ash is in the same class as me so at least i'll know someone.

Ok well that's all for now i hope that this has been an enlightening blog.

ok ttyl
i am gone

2006-05-29T22:01:00.000-06:00

So many movies that i have seen. No spoilers

Lets recap
Davinci code was fun. Saw some things coming. but over all fun

X3-if you like the comic treat it like another series in the world of the comic book not following typical lines. But Still so freakin' awesome. I critizism...wait i said no spoilers.

Lucky number Slevin- it was really good not alot of press for it i think that you all might like it so check it out!

tomorrow V for Vendetta

Btw finally got money again! so i can afford this stuff again! horrah!
pay off my debts after tuesday no more money spending

i leave for Seattle on the 8th till the 13th. Might buy a Utilikilt _ think dickies material made into a kilt.

Combat confrence june 19th- july 3rd.

AND OF COURSE DON'T FORGET "FINER NOBLE GASES" BY ADAM RAPP AT THE EDMONTON FRINGE. STAY TUNED FOR MORE!

Joel
i'm Gone

THe events

2006-05-21T10:39:00.000-06:00

So i graduated. I am really happy about that. I feel like my 5 years haven't been wasted...yet. lol I have anothe 2 to go.
So back to the U of A. I don't know what i really want out of the U of A besides a degree so i can say i did it. i think that's why, i am so close that it just needs to be done. I am ok with all of this.

Josh got hitched. I partied, Spoke, Ate, Mingled, It's all done. They seem very happy.

Sword confrence signed up paid for and ready to go!

Seattle also in the mix going coming back it'll be good.

What else? oh YEAH

Edmonton FRINGE 2006 SEE Finer Noble Gases! By adam Rapp. Being done by BASIC ACID THEATRE! Will send out all info soon as i get it.

i am gone
Joel

monkey

2006-04-11T23:05:00.000-06:00

So today i was asked to be in a metamorphosis scene with someone that i haven't worked with at all over the last 2 years. I was actually extreamely suprized. I really didn't expect it one bit. I am very excited to work with them. So i might sound lame saying this but i feel luck to be asked to work with them and i am gonna try my best to make this project work great for her vision.

Anyhoo next blog The Cap'n will be back with he's friend "slappy the hip hoppin pirate" to talk about the effects of salt water on parrots.

i am gone

Joel

a response to ceto

2006-04-10T22:11:00.000-06:00

ps i don't smell like poo ceto.

*shakes fist*

i am gone

yeah...about that....fuckers

2006-04-10T21:57:00.000-06:00

You know what?

They are over cabarets that is. We all did great.

Now those that think that it's cool to stay home and fucking watch movie instead of supporting the 2nd years who show up to all your shit.

Like both showings of chekhov. We had other shit to do but we came. Now Showing up to only 1 show of cabarets isn't cool either.

So support your fellow actors and stop being spoiled little fucks. Thank you to those who made the effort to come to as many as they could. I appriciate you.

So in short you can all expect a lack of support towards other things you first years are doing unless it's the select few that actually came to things.

Start making unhappy people now and you'll find "back stabbing" isn't the way to get a head.

i am gone

howdy all.

2006-04-06T20:38:00.000-06:00

Antichrist as a Child

by James Reaney

When Antichrist was a child
He caught himself tracing
The capital letter A
On a window sill
And wondered why
Because his name contained no A.
And as he crookedly stood
In his mother’s flower-garden
He wondered why she looked so sadly
Out of an upstairs window at him.
He wondered why his father stared so
Whenever he saw his little son
Walking in his soot-coloured suit.
He wondered why the flowers
And even the ugliest weeds
Avoided his fingers and his touch.
And when his shoes began to hurt
Because his feet were becoming hooves
He did not let on to anyone
For fear they would shoot him for a monster.
He wondered why he more and more
Dreamed of eclipses of the sun,
Of sunsets, ruined towns and zeppelins,
And especially inverted, upside down churches.

love this poem learned it last year for Voice and diction.

Strangely fitting don't you think? It's kinda creepy innocent just like me.

I finally get to film my own horror film i am so excited!
i (heart) zombies.

OK back to work.

i'm gone
Joel

hey hey

2006-03-26T23:34:00.000-07:00

I love Garbage. Shirley Manson = hot. Angry girl rock is good anytime.
I was gonna say nothing else but i figured i should say more. So now that the last show is done i got a few more projects to do (stage fighting, cabaret, and metamorphasis projects). But mostly to start my focus in on my brothers wedding. THa's gonna be a task an a half.
Excited to have some cash again when i start working but i hate work at the same time. lol.

oh well.

ok now i am done

"I Think I'm Paranoid"

You can look, but you can't touch
I don't think I like you much
Heaven knows what a girl can do
Heaven knows what you've got to prove

I think I'm paranoid
And complicated
I think I'm paranoid
Manipulate it

[Chorus:]
Bend me, break me
Anyway you need me
All I want is you
Bend me, break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you

I fall down just to give you a thrill
Prop me up with another pill
If I should fail, if I should fold
I nailed my faith to the sticking pole

I think I'm paranoid
Manipulate it
I think I'm paranoid
And complicated

[Chorus:]
Paranoid
I think I'm paranoid

[Chorus:]
Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me
Maim me, tame me, you can never change me
Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me
Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me

Bend me
Break me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby it's all right

Bend me
Break me
Any way you need me
As long as I want you baby it's all right.

i am gone

Joel

its done

2006-03-20T11:07:00.000-07:00

Hello,

So "As you like it"closed last night(last show of the season). Then we had a tiny celebration in the green room put suits on and wondered down whyte ave . So Cole, John, Aniceto, Phill, Blake, Glynis(tolken girl) and I went to hudsons that was great but then we were hungry and went to o'byrnes. I love that pub it's so relaxing in there. Got eveything like 1/2 off becasue cole works there. It was great. Made the chef mad cuz he was all ready to close the grill when we got there but we tipped very well...i think

Well cabarets, musical reveiw, and metamorphasis left. Should be a bumpy ride to the end.

that's all for now thanks for a good night boys. ttyl

i'm gone

Joel

2006-03-14T00:08:00.000-07:00

So WTF people....

What's the buzz? tell me what's happening.

As you like it is all but 2 days away. I think that i am ready but who knows. I'll be glad when it is over and i can focus on the rest of the year. For example my cabaret, musical reveiw, metamorphasis, and fight projects.

I got to re-apply to the University of alberta soon. Oy only 2 more years i can do it.

Some people are starting to push me and i don't like it. I am excited to work with some people as professionals after this program. Some i never wanna see again if i don't have to.

Congrats 9 y'all did good.

Race you to the top of the morning or Race you to the end of the semester. lol

well that's all for now
iam gone
Joel

2006-03-07T09:12:00.000-07:00

Hello

So update? Sure why not? i'll update. I watched the oscars. I guessed quiet a few of the winners this year. I'd seen more of the nominated movies this year than the year before. Ok only 2 but what ever.

Yesterday i had a rehearsal for As you like it that was all day from 10am-10pm. That was really long i think i am gonna go crazy this week with all the long days of shakespeare hopefully i can get some other work done while off stage. i got alot of other things to work on for school. Like my cabaret or the duet i get to sing with lindsay.

Well let me see what else? Ummm i have 3 hours to do stuff in before rehearsal and i think i might go back to bed for shits and giggles. I just feel a wee bit tired. I fell asleep with my tv on but have a problem if there is noise else where in the house? i am weird sometimes.

i definatly am going to do some breatheing and stretching this morning.

Anyhoo i am gone

2006-03-03T00:48:00.000-07:00

ummm yeah so blog... Today was a harsh day i guess. i kept getting all tense in rehearsal and i couldn't spit my damne words out it sucked my ass. i am really tired of Willy Shakes right about now but again 8 hours of rehearsal tomorrow. maybe i can spit out my damn words.

My kitty is being pretty cute i have to admit she's hiding under my bed and attacking my feet when i walk by it's kinda annoying but she's having so much fun and never gets to see me.

I really wanna see underworld 2 well i do wanna see the first one again i liked that movie it was a good action film.
My armoury(the place i buy from) made the armour/swords for underworld. neat huh?

well that's all for now ttyl

i am gone

shit

2006-02-24T23:38:00.000-07:00

Well lads and lasses Time for the old Captain to rail a tale for a spell.

So i really do love lord of the rings i am watching Two towers again and i am just as captivated as i was the first time.

I need money still again desperately my ralph money covered my un expected costs of living now i am worse off cuz i thoguht i had money that i don't have.

i know everyone has problems but i am to the point of i don'thave enough to run my car if i am not carful.

so we'll work on it

find money somewhere.

ok gone for now
Joel

2006-02-11T01:31:00.000-07:00

Well ladies and gents
what is going on with the shizzel? Ok enough of that. I know i know i suck.

So Random events in some sembalance of order.
-tim directing 4 shows at once.
-i got in to As you like it
-sang today to ali cuz i know i can trust her and she'll resepcet me no matter how much i fuck up. i know you don't read blogs but thanks ali.
-ummm party tomorrow! Woot!
-i love being a bad frenchman in as you like it
- i am really enjoying Willy S thus far.
- i need to clean my room
- my diet is paying off i just need to keep at it. CArbs=ewww...honest they are... i don't even believe that.
-Keep on swimming
-Cabaret stuff is coming slowly but surely.
well that's all for now talk again soon

i'm gone
-from the shire-

howdy

2006-02-04T13:51:00.000-07:00

I recognize my friends.
They are great people who are there for me and i'd never replace them.

i am eatting a weird tomato sauce or chili sorta thing

yeah ok So we close tonight. On the town that is if you didn't see it i am sure you had a good reason and if you don't havea good reason start dreaming it up will ya? i'll be taking names!

well ready to move upwards and onwards. who knows what they'll put me in but i made mention of wanting to be in as you like it.

It's going to be an adventure again! And then a last big jump together(musical revue). To the world with us. Will we be talked about after we left? who knows.

Its gonna be great. Do a twirl.

i'm gone
Joel

uhhh yeah

2006-01-10T01:29:00.000-07:00

Well what's the buzz? I am auditioning soon for "Finer Noble Gases" for fringe.

Men that can play over 30 also wish to apply to audition for this rag tag group.

www.basicacidtheatre.ca

check us out.

ok talk more later

ch-ch-ch-changes

2006-01-07T15:40:00.000-07:00

some changes were made.

not many... might play more later.

what do you think everyone?

i am gone.

Joel

meow meow

2005-12-31T12:30:00.000-07:00

Well its that time of year when i realize that my heart and giving out weighed my means (spent to much on others.

So this is Joel's plee. If you know of any odd jobs that need to be done (minor plumbing, grunt work, anything really) that would fit into my schedual.

So broken sink in your apartment or clogged? call joel he can help and you can help by giving him money.

wanna learn broadsword techniqies? pay joel. Wanna massage? pay joel wanna learn how to give massages? pay joel.

Anyhoo enough of that.

The Yule season was good to me. I hope it was good for all of you.

well happy new year i am too distracted to write more

i am gone

Yo ho

2005-12-03T00:42:00.001-07:00

Hello world again.

it's the ever popular Joel Show.

i am blogging and so here i go...blogging. Yeah that's what i am doing right now. Honest i am.

ok so wish i could go back in time an tell little joel to get his fat ass in shape and take a dance class something.

School is almost over.

options
BA ?
NTS?
TOOBA?
FIGHT?
all have potential. I need to make some decisions soon. i need to figure it out. Step one probibly go back to the U of A for a year sort that out get into clown course done in there.

Step 2 work?

step 3 masters?

i just wanna pay some/most of my bills with acting cash. maybe sart thinking where i might like to work other than maitenace?

well ok bed time i guess

i am gone

Joel

FUCKIT_said Captain Mackenzie

2005-11-30T20:28:00.000-07:00

so i am making a post.

Last few weeks.

Mad forest was fantastic we all rocked the world.

I have been very moody lately, angry, meat hungry.

Well i just don't think that i am cut out to be in musicals. Well i am not a dancer. Who woulda fucking guessed?

I really enjoy the music damn i am stuck...damn it.

*long string of expletives*

I figured i wouldn't write out my mind there it's just too dirty/weird/angry right now.

it was nice getting home early. Everyone seems weird lately ya'll ok?

well problems in my head have solved them selves...some of you know what that means.

i am am not really very focused am i? is this hard to read? probibly.

well time to soak my legs i guess fucking achilles tendons.

i am gone.
Joel

It's a MAD FOREST

2005-10-26T23:44:00.000-06:00

ok i think i should clarify

my favorite day is halloween and everyone and everything is sooo busy.

I have to say i am being urked by a "know it all". i know i feel like a tiny "know it all" sometimes but i try not to be. (am i ever?) i think what bugs me is the lack of compromise sometimes by a person about many things the last few days. What no one else has gone to school taken classes? BAH

I love the cast mostly. Sometimes i feel dismissed and ignored.

We laugh alot we joke and we'll have a great show.

Started Christmas shoping before hallowe'e.n it's aweful. but i don't really have the time not to start. i don't have the money either.

i need ideas for cheap but great presents.

oy need some cash. anyone need some drains cleared or p-traps cleared? minor plumbing services?

ok i'm gone

Joel

firing a pump action shotgun indoors is not a good idea.

2005-10-24T00:06:00.000-06:00

No i didn't shoot a shotgun inside. i was watching mythbusters and they did testing a myth.

So what's going on with Joel you ask? well let me tell you. I have been doing that school thing and i guess is going well. I am in process of picking songs for my Cabaret. I need a duet. Who wants to sing with me? maybe i should pick boy or girl 1st hmmm.

Tap as always makes me think of death but mostly it is a smidge more handleable.

i have lost 3 pounds. only 20 more to go! shit....

ieeeeeeeee welcome to the swamp.

i know you all just did that in your head. mwaahahahaha.

i hate that my favorite day is going to be all day rehearsal and a dark day for "sunday in the park"

yup.. anything new with ya'll?

ok i am gone for now.

SEE MAD FOREST!

Nov 2-6th gmcc.

2005-10-02T23:24:00.000-06:00

Paint ball is fucking sweet.

i was kinda scared at first, but as a sissy i wore extra clothes to absorb shock. i got shot in the head it hurt at the time but for now it's ok as long as i don't touch it lol.

Umm i am really liking hanging with ceto and cole alot we seem to get along really well. i didn't get to know cole that well until now we've been talking more so that s cool.

Cole if you happen to read this thanks for being the food watch dog with me. it's gonna help with my new pledge to myself of eatting right and healthy and get back to the gym + school.

i am asking for everyones help to ask me to come to the gym with them when they are going so i try to get there more.

ummm yeah i am sad cuz there are 2 concerts this month that i can't go to 1: medeval babes (oct.5) 2:dropkick murphys(oct.21) so i am sad. oh well.

Mad Forest is going well. i am really liking it.

Comedy is so freaking hard DAMN MASKS. i'll get it.... i hope.

ok night night

i am gone

Joel

Everybody

2005-09-30T23:59:00.000-06:00

hey everyone,

well have you ever thought about yourself in social standings and never really understood where you fit? i know where i fit i think... i fit above weird guy that people just deal with but i am below ultra important guy that people are really excited to see and call up to hang out. I feel i dunnno what i feel sometimes.

but i really like the words to this song. Remember be logical.

Doesn't anybody know how to walk anymore?
Doesn't anybody know what a radio is for ?
Doesn't anybody wear their hair down low ?
Doesn't anybody know? doesn't anybody know?

Doesn't anybody hate it when the street light.. turns red?
Doesn't anybody want five more minutes in bed ?
Doesn't anybody, doesnt anybody have a letter to send ?
Doesn't anybody wish to have just one more friend ?

Cause eveybody wants, and everybody needs
Everybody asks for one more piece
Everybody wants to hear someone say please
Cause everybody takes, and everybody steals
Everybody cries when something feels
Everybody's looking for the drug that heals

Doesn't anybody wanna take another shot at me ?
And go ahead the gun is loaded and the bullets are for free
Doesn't anybody spray perfume to cover up a smell ?
Doesn't anybody know where I go to get some air?

Cause everybody wants, and verybody needs,
Everybody begs for self esteem
Why don't you get your mind out of the past
And everybody takes and everybody steals,
Everybody's been kicked by other heels

Please raise your hands up in the air..

Yeah..why don't you raise your hands up in the air
Why don't you raise your hands up in the air

Cause everybody wants...

Doesn't anybody know how to walk anymore?
Doesn't anybody know what a radio is for ?
Doesn't anybody wear their hair down low ?
Doesn't anybody know? doesnt anybody know?

Cause everybody wants

isn't that great? well so much in my head.
well like the nothingness i can be i disappear.

i am gone

the nothing post

2005-09-17T00:20:00.000-06:00

So diagnostics were today. I sang ok. monologue went good. Dance was dance.

So i dunno what else is going on. my feet hurt.

gabble de gook walla walla bing bang.

i am gone

yup a post..sorta

2005-09-10T09:27:00.000-06:00

Hello.
Well we are all back to the real grind of the THAR life style which is ok, except the out of shape soreness. I am happy to be back that's for sure. i am really bad at tap that's for sure. I don't get it well that's not true i get what i am shown but i can't make my feet comprehend. Everyone says "you'll get better" i dunno if that's possible... somedays i wonder if i make wayne look good. i just get extreamely frustrated trying to tap and it makes me sad. well that's all i am goin gto say now.

i guess i am gone.

Joel

Piss off You spamming ass monkeys

2005-09-05T12:40:00.000-06:00

Well what can i say?
I got a tonne of spam on my Last blog entry. I am not really happy about that. This is one place that i'd hope spammers wouldn't hit, but that's nieve of me. Fringe went well. I had a good time hanging with y'all.

I am excited about the shows this coming year but i am afraid of one thing. On the town. Why On the Town ? i have a theory i will be in the 1st 2 musical (meaning i miss kens show) and will be in as you like it. As i understand On the town is a tap show.... do i have any place in a tap show? i dunno. Maybe i'll be wrong about something.

uhhhh i got a bit of a beef with people. But i dunno if i should make it a public beef or not. if you are curious ask me about it.

umm well i tihnk that i am going to make my blog user name only comments so you gotta have blogspot user name to comment from now on.

if the spammers get worse i'll be adding a word blocker so i can stop spammers further.

ok i am gone
ttyl

Joel

2005-07-31T11:10:00.000-06:00

Hello there.

Yeah it's been most of the summer but i've not had much to tell you. Well let me see. Work sucks it's had policy change mid contact which is unfair and dumb. I don't think that i'll return to that job again only if i have to. i doubt that i will.

Ummm let me see. Josh my brother has gotten engaged. That's crazy and he made me best man. So i got some work to do. But may 19th i shall be freaking out, well the 16,17,18th too probibly. Apprently Lavender is the colour is reserved for me... i hope it's a pirate suit.

Allison and i are doing good. Busy life makes seeing each other very random. But it can only get worse once school starts. We'll manage i know we will.

I miss some parts of school...some people...well that's another thing.

With rehearsal i am starting to be come closer with some people and some people still ignore me. It's ok i am happy with the new friends that i am creating.

"everyone loves marine land" commercial break.
Everyone pee, get a snack i don't know how long i am going to go on for.

Cocoanuts is pretty fun like free school. i hope that we do well at the fringe and people reeally enjoy our show. Not so hot about the venue but you can't change that we'll just have to promote like no bodies business.

i am really excited to see what all the renevations look like when they are all done at school

FYI nose is better not broken. (happened a while ago)

ok now to tell you all about me AMAZING SHOPPING DAY!
went to Greenwood books and i found 2 amazing finds. uta hagen's "respect for acting" and Stella adlers "the techniques of acting" with foreward by marlon Brando.

then to army and navy bought 2 shirts only had to pay for 1 cuz the girl didn't ring both in. didn't notice tilli got home also got a white shirt and black tie for the show. so horrah i have one now. ummmm yeah that was my cool finds yesterday made me a happy camper.

Well i think that this has been long enough for now. So ttyl?

ok i am gone.

A post that shall out post all of my other posts. Yes the disney land post.

2005-06-14T22:02:00.000-06:00

Ok everyone i finally sat down and decided to post my disneyland adventure.

Day 1 June 3rd

We depart from Edmonton at 11:30 am and fly to Vancouver and have 2 hour lay over so i bought a watch. I never wear watched but i saw one that i really liked so i bought it.
Got to LAX (LA Airport) fine no big problems got our shuttle to our hotel and it was about a 45 crusin' the airport area picking up other passengers and 45 getting to anahiem. We crashed for the night..well rest of the afternoon evening. it was a long day.

Day 2 June 4th

Disneyland. It was opening and it was very dead. We Hit all the major rides before noon no problem. We cruised the park and i saw someone with a Tri-fold pirate hat and i had been in the pirate store earlier and didn't see it any where so i went all over looking for it and the girl that i saw who had it but near the end of our day i went back to the pirate store and there it was they were just out of hats at the time i was in the 1st time. There was also a Nightmare before christmas store. Mwaahahaha. We watched the Fireworks that night and closed out that park almost (11pm) so we were there 8-11 with about 2 hours for lunch. It was a good day.

Day3 June 5th

Ihop for Breakfast it was good.
California Adventure. Went on The big roller coaster 1st. it was great. Made allison feel like shit. So she watched me ride rides and she was ok wit that.
Again not too busy. Good day finished at about 8 or so.

Day 4

Universal. We got a shuttle that came and picked us up at our hotel took us to a hub center and took us on a bad "tour" up to universal and our driver was awful. WE had really annoying aussie kids behind us. And ya'll know how i like kids.

overall unversal fun bought a shirt and a couple of bracelts. Found out as we were leaving that there was a hot topic right around the corner (the place in the states i get my shirts from)
so that made me sad and it was too late to go back.

Day 5

Disney 2nd time PACKED for early entrance and monday. oy hit alot of rides did lots of shopping and then spent time by the pool. Relaxed got my 1st sunburn of my life! GASP I KNOW. scary. Went back and enjoyed part of the evening. Feet were starting to hurt alot this day. that's about it. took pictures went for lunch at the rai forest cafe i boughta cowboy hatwith flames on it.

Day 6
California adventure again went on the major ridesagain then we were done. went back to disney took pictures and went to dinner at a fancy restraunt. Allison lost her credit card there (left it behind) cancelled it that evening. and the place is sending us the pieces in the mail.

Day 7
Flying home bought tequlia 1 litre to be excat at duty free. umm lost my bag well sent it to vancouver then to edmonton not calgary then edmonton like me. Got home saw my mom and Dad went for a bite went home and slept in my own bed. horrah.

well that was my trip.

other things i was thinking.

stupid lady back up all over my lawn today right infront of me
and she does it all the time. pisses me off.

saw kung-fu hustle like dragon ball bugs bunny and mr. tarintino made a film together. very odd.

have you ever been sitting in your car really needing to pee but you really love the song? what do you do? i went with pee but there were some great ACDC tunes on in the car today. made me happy.

I saw micheal buble he was so funny. great show.
Saw next fest show *sorry guys missed the other ones* solo-liquies my friend chelsea was in.
Wizard of oz at mayfeild dinner theatre
sorry jason that's why i wasn't at tap.

well that's my world up to date now that i've eatten my vacation and such away time to get back on track.

well that's all really long blog update i hope you read it and enjoyed.

fyi avenue pizza (on campus in newton place on 112th street) thursday karaoke. BE THERE! 9pm.

ok gone now.

Joel

2005-05-15T23:43:00.000-06:00

Ok so ya'll want a real update? well leah does.

Well Work,

my supervisor tells me to do stuff that is not my primary objective. and impeeds my work by talking more that he should and it's annoying. He dumps all the work orders on us and says do them 1st while he does sweet fuck all as far as i know.

Drama,

I want to be in a show anyshow.

Life,
I have some issues. don't wanna talk about it.

health,
let myself go recently going to do cardio with a buddy 3 times a week. so that's going to be good. Uhhhh yeah going to eat veggies and 5-10 veggies a day.

dance,
went to jason's thing it was fun "thanks jason for all the patience when working with me" i still suck but that's cuz tap is hard and i am stuck in my head.

Roommate,
My buddy arone moved in with me my brother moved out. it's exciting should be fun.
It's about time we livedi n the same place.

wel li tihnk thats' all i have to say right now. oh wait.

Weapons,
anyone interested in weapons training for stage and self protection?

well THAT's all. any questions?

Joel

hey there peoples

2005-05-13T00:15:00.000-06:00

So Ya'll want and update.

Ok So i am not fond of my supervisor. He talks to much and gives me jobs that are not my primary objective.

he's annoying and i am stressed.

i'll say more when i am not tired.

Yar

2005-04-20T15:59:00.000-06:00

Hello,

i am Joels lack of Talent. He Tries "so HARD". i know you all are going to say i am talented yaddy yaddy yaddy but this is just a venting.

i just can't do tap very well. Risk of sounding weird and like others i do try hard i just can't do tap with out leadership and placing a group of weak dancers together didn't help.

anyhoo Ragtime was a success. HAd fun . uhhhh

school all most over. EEEE

i am done

blah blah blue

2005-04-08T00:34:00.000-06:00

well... what the fuck can i say? i wanna stop fucking up infront of tim and janet and the class. i am just so nervous to do it right. i dunno going to montreal for lord of the rings musical auditions. neat!

umm allsion is coming with me working with my buddy kaleb this summer. Exciting.

been feeling off last couple o weeks but surviving i guess.

soon we will be done year 1 no more music theory i hope. 2nd year mt would suck.

well i gtg

Joel

i'm sexy to dead girls

2005-03-27T23:25:00.000-07:00

So i saw Vanya at the citadel. it was pretty good but since i had read uncle vanya recently wasn't much to leave for suspence. But i was really wrapped up in the play a few times when this lady on multiple occasions spoke and broke my concentration it was really annoying after Tom wood did a great job building up a fantastic emotional quality she would say something rearded like "oh look stars on the back drop" i was like lady take your pills then come to the theatre prepared not to talk for 2.5 hours alright? GAWD. no if it was a whisper i'd of been ok with it but when she say it as if she's watching TV at home. IDIOTS

fuck i hate non theatre people who are allowed to see theatre and ruin it of others want to see TV STAY HOME!

anyhoo what's with my comments not working? weird i say thank you guys for the comments i am happy tha i am getting comments makes me smile oh and leah your blitzyness will be overthrown!

anyhoo i should go and ...sleep?
right
lol

see you all soon.

Joel

hey

2005-03-11T23:38:00.000-07:00

hey everyone illness apprently means more blogs.

feeling like yuck but have some meds to help sooner the better i have no more illness. i am so sorry to everyone in rehearsal. i want to stop the spread of germs i am trying and washing my hands alot.

i still love bacon...said the jiggly kid.

i miss the rest of the B's you guys are awesome! (tears) ok nighters.

ummm yeah that's about all
my neo citron is kicking in. night night

mmmmmmmmm

2005-03-10T12:11:00.000-07:00

You know what? i have to say that i was really suprized when my brother made breakfast for me this morning. It was great.Bacon,oranges, toast,omlets(but i don't eat eggs very much) I nowhave to say that when some one asks me what my favorite food is i'll have to say BACON and Grilled cheese sandwiches i have recently come upon this truth. I love it. Food is a great thing. That's onething i kinda learned to be a good cook you got to have a good taste and a love to cook. Just roll with it. Most of you GMCCers don't know that i am a good cook yet. oneday i'll have a dinner party or something, it'll be great*TIM COUGH*. hehehe sorry had to put it out there.

ummmm what elses? umm i dunno i wanna watch incredibles again sooooo much fun. hehehehe

yeah... illness be gone. that's all i can say about that one...

lots of liquids.

ummm anyone have any questions? you know where to post them.

Joel

WE want candy

2005-03-09T00:14:00.000-07:00

So i am not the swiftest.... well i am bad at sight singing... what can i say. Remidial sightsinging for me. oy.

i want a pirate theme day at school. post your opinions please.

umm i haven't been sleeping enough. movement project no worries there. tap=nervous but working on it early.

i don't know what to say people. I guess cherry orchard is good at times painfully long at other times.

well am happy to see everyone but really i need a break and i want to see cabarets but really who wants to just go somewhere and see the light of day for a bit? are all theatre people vampires? really... we never go in the sun anymore.

my brother droped out and is going into business. Crazy sez i. but good for him. Josh and Joel longest univeristy careers ever. i love to learn what can i say?

miracle of miracles for jury song.

i am addicted to watchiong CSI it's a great show to me.

llama llama duck.

why am i dumb and can't be precise on my lines?

well talk with you all later.

IMAGINE! (for you Cherry orcharders)

I'm oot and aboot.

AVAST ME HARDIES! The Cap is back

2005-03-02T23:55:00.000-07:00

YO HO Captain Joel Ne'er be far. So Not to be worry me Blubarrian sister i be here and ready to lead the pack again. Are you ready to pillage again?

WHAT SAY YOU ALL? Are you ready to follow me lead and pilage like ye ne'er pilaged befar?

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

SING LOUD AND PROUD ME PIRATE BRETHREN!

LETS GIV'M 'ELL and TAKE NO PRISONERS!

YO-HO The cap be back

really nothing

2005-02-15T23:00:00.000-07:00

well,

i guess i should say something. I like my playi guess. tim is pretty good. My character kinda nutty.

fuck i dunno.

dutch blitz is here making me happy.

transposing taking it's sweet assed time.

well back to writing my book joys of bondage and your movement project.

well take care people .

nothing

2005-02-09T22:24:00.000-07:00

well it's about time i blog damn it.... geez. Ok so i've been getting headaches alot lately and i do not like it. I don't know what is up with that.
i am also forgetting to eat on a regualar interval. (no one tell Kent he'll cram more food than i know what to with down my throat. he's alreadt concerned that i don't eat enough which i do.) But it's not always food headaches. So i was curious if the 2 things were inter related but i am not find constant results. I really think that it might be my inserts for my shoes or my shoes alone who knows.

answers for those who have questions.

heather wants to know how the baby got in the microwave in the first place. and how did it get dead?

Heather you know that i found that baby at Jon's house and i put in the microwave so the rats wouldn't carry it away.

Leah's query: explain to me why the rest of the entire world seems to be full of love on one particularly dreary day in february and then pray worship to one immortal, fat and murderous flying child? Sounds squirrly to me... honestly, who gives a fat naked baby a quiver of arrows and a bow to run around with?

Well i would thats' for sure, Babies really need to protect them selves especially the flying one really it's a difficult lif for flying babies they need our support so please send one dollar to the "save the fat murderous flying baby foundation"
C/O Joel B http://mecrazynever.blogspot.com/

you too can save the endangered fat babies with a medival soul.

I know you hate the idea of it. But it is nice and reminds me that romance isn't all Dead. i've never let it die but some of you wish to be bitter i can respect that. I dunno.

ok i am going

peace

howdy lads and ladies.

2005-02-02T22:45:00.000-07:00

Question from Wade:
Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is out, I can't avoid the lightening.

Answer Joel:

Well you could say Karma? or maybe you have too many negative charged ions on your head? YEs that is the answer you have too many negative storm cloud ions on your head and well that storm cloud has too many positively charged ions and well it's just trying to balance out. That's why it rains on your head.

Question 2 Heather:

what does purple monkey dishwasher really mean?

Answer 2 Joel:
Heather this is sad and easy to answer question. Slave labour from kool-aid addicted monkies. those poor sad sugar and coloured water addicted monkies.

well that's all i got for now but maybe only 1 question a day.

nothing specail happened today really.

Joel

question of the day new segment

2005-02-01T21:45:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone,

This is my website of the day: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php (thanks kevin)

Heather , sorry. you are super.

who is sad when music theory is cancelled? NOT ME
Well i was sorta cuz i wanted her to ok my song.

Feelin' better today.

Cam's back...and still wanted to work with owsanski. ummm no she wasn't going to wait for him (no kidding) It just felt awkward all around. Don't get me wrong i am glad he's ok but he's got to realize what he's missed.

new section of the blog question of the day where you guys leave comments and questions you want answered by me and i'll do my best.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: Why is Stony plain such a nice quiet town but Stony plain road nasty as hell(porn,pawn,money lenders)? (Thanks leah)

Well i think that simply that edmontonians don't understand what stony plain is like. They treat it like another road but it should be a place that has nice lil diners and neat shops. That way it would be more stony plain. Or is it that Stony plain isn't sleezy enough? source adult video right next to the bank and the V and s? maybe turn the old bar into a strip joint and the red store a crackhouse? nah i just think that people need to realize that Stony plain is a nice lil town to grow up in but the street has no correlation. umm is that an answer? i hope so

well night guys.

Joel

Another one bites the dust

2005-01-31T21:20:00.000-07:00

Well i was going to try to keep my self up in high spirits this winter so that everyone had someone to lean on... well as the title says. I wanted to stay up but i had a paradigm shift which has made me anrgy why? who knows.

i just wanna sword fight and that'll perky me back up or kittens (sword fighting kittens?)... i am so weird. Doesn't anyone else see i am not cool? i am a huge geeky fucktard. honestly people. Seriously (homestar voice)

well soon video game week...i mean reading week. no i'll read too. I have like 3 fantastic books i want to read.

OH MY GAWD I GOT RUN OVER BY A LLAMA! random (arm motions like awkard).

well that's all i thoguht that i had more but that musta been a lie to myself.

actually i feel betterish now thanks for listening. (that's what she said* Rachel*)

Jason i only saw you for like 10 seconds today what's with that? maybe see you online later

Gimpy hope the head doesn't S'polde with the papers ect.

thomas budddy keep sane up north.

Leah thanks for the hug today it was good

Keviceto Dutch blitz i really hope soon then you'll all lose!

everyone else you rule thanks for reading you can post comments just leave a name along with it.

thanks guys peace out!

Joel

Duck Dodgers of the 24 and 1/2 century

2005-01-30T09:27:00.000-07:00

I finally had my slurpee and the mac's store actually had RootBeer oh my gawd i love rootbeer slurpees. I was really tasty. Than allison and i made cookies burn the first 9 (too hot) the rest turned out pretty good i'd say. Then allison and i went to ann's house for dinner and we ha quiesh(sp) (key-sh) it was really good for the 2nd time i've ever had it. We saw puppy puli's it was great. vicious but cute. I slept pretty good last night.

Scenes are going good... i think. I am not regretting it...yet ken might start yelling soon. Oh well. i realllllly need to pick a transposing song an work on my jen spen stuff. that is coming up right away.

Jason did you get my message that i left on your car?

Heather i'd say that Jason might whoop us good at Zoo he looks like a hardened professional.

I have recently fallen back in love with reading. Ahh many lazy summer of reading and doing nothing how i miss it. .. maybe i miss doing nothing and summer, or all of the above.

oh well i am out for now.

You guys take care.

Joel

hey

2005-01-27T21:51:00.000-07:00

I want to blog but there is nothing to blog about. But i do have this to say. I want a Slurpee.

Oh how i want say something again words not availble.

Janet is getting me to sing at a confrence so that should be neat.

umm yeah who were the anon. people? i guess thomas and heather? or maybe arone but that's all i can guess. lemme know who you is.

Joel

random things. Happy Robbie burns day

2005-01-25T23:47:00.000-07:00

jumpin jahovasats! he exclaimed. As he rushed to think of a blog topic. Lots of things have happened. But can i remember any of them? No. Did you all have a drink to the poet of scotland today/yesterday? I did. i know i know i don't drink(often) but you know i had to feel a bit of national pride. Wore my kilt to school damn that thing is comfortable.
Had deer steak for dinner really good if you ask me.

Umm movement project i was goingto go abstract but i am finding problems creating solid begining middle ends so i am goin narrative on it so we shall see.

ummm bibbley bibbley bop! 1-2-lets play Zoo. anyone played zoo? i wanna play again. We need to have a party where we play games like that. it would be super awesome.

Don't forget poet stuff for jen spen feb. 8th it's due.

what should i be for halloween next year?

Joel

OH NO!!!

2005-01-19T21:13:00.000-07:00

I forgot to thank someone very much for helping me with my Java script and editing of my blog. LEAH BIG HUGE HUG to you for your help with all of that. So Everyone applaude Leah for making my blog better.

Now i also want to pay tribute to a blogger that has decided to close her blog. Dee sorry that you are shutting down. We in the blog world shall miss youand your blog. So everyone cheers To Dee.

Well i am really enjoying working with nicole for Chekhov scenes. AHH farce how'd i get lucky and get the farce? HappyJoel.

Umm I miss having my saturdays off... i miss alot of my friends and i have alsorts of MCHS friends been calling me lately and i miss them! BUT i really do like my new friends a GMCC too.
All and all i am a happy camper.

Joel

new and sorta exciting

2005-01-18T22:40:00.000-07:00

ALTERED BLOG!

check it out down near the I POWER BLOGGER button are my friends of the blog world. I think some of you stoped blogging so i don't know if they are available. If i missed you let me know and i can add you in.

well enjoy the mildly altered and new blog. sorta....

have a great night.

Enjoy

Joel

soy...

2005-01-17T21:32:00.000-07:00

So i stated to mix soy into my morning smoothies for extra weight behind it so i can keep going longer(dance classes). 10g's not so bad bit chalky. 20g's makes it disgusting smell so gross could not drink it at all! OY. *shudder*

i feel good lately don't know why. I 've had thin days recently. meh

I really wanna tell you people about mebut i don't know what to say. so i am asking for suggestions for topics about me you'd like to hear about. storys how i started something or anything you'd like to know.

well let me know Ya'll

Joel

damn it people.

2005-01-16T22:37:00.000-07:00

Oh Why is everyone on the mean spirited train lately?

Why can't we all live on the happy train? I am a happy individual. Why do people need to take me and my friends on the hate train?

Those of you who have had a rough couple of days because of people who have taken you on the Hate train. I give you all my happiness that i can offer. I am hear for you. We can always brake a nose or two.

Well i had some good old slack assery today. went rock climbing and played video games. it was nice. I feel bad for not doing more work but it was relaxing and i feel refreshed.

Guess what i get to do for Summer Vacation? I am going to California with Allison. We are going to Disneyland. So that should be wicked awsome *big Grin* the plan is set. The plane tix are bought, the hotel is booked. i am Ready! will be fun.

So remember Happy train!

i will Eviscerate you bastards that upset us remember? So please let's all stop the hate.

Joel

I love my friends.

2005-01-11T23:40:00.000-07:00

To My Dear Friends New and Old:

If you are ever in doubt. I LOVE YOU GUYS! You've all been so good to me.

My GMCC friends You guys have been really supportive about everything. I have a huge smile cuz of you guys in the last few days. Thanks. I am always around to help you out if you EVER need me.

Old Friends i've not seen you guys lately but i am still there in every way that you guys need me.

Don't forget the Joel in all of your corners. I know you've all been there for me.

Goodnight.

mistaken

2005-01-11T18:44:00.000-07:00

well the remark that was made towards me was not ment as a hurtful remark as i thought it had. Things repaired. End statement.

Have you ever noticed that Bloggers are like vampires? We were all brought inot blogging by someone else and once we have our blog and we send it out to our friends and then they blog so you recieve comments. So it's like we are spreading blogging to other people like the bite of a vampire.

that was my new theory of the day. Umm not so much going on. i liked voice for the stage it's going to help with me being not so good at reading out loud.

well kittens take care

Joel

The Random outspurt that hurt.

2005-01-10T20:25:00.000-07:00

today someone said something hurtful and made it a bad day but i've decided to just no longer associate with that person. End Statement.

I am doing good and only can do better. Just keep swimming.

i wish i had more to say. But reminder to all who wanna FUCK with me i can Eviscerate you and i have the means.

But to those who love me i really apprieciate you and your help. Thank you very much.

Joel

hey everybody

2005-01-03T23:20:00.000-07:00

Yup... Banks were closed today. Why? Cuz new years was on a saturday. .. is that nessisary? i guess so. Went to the bar with THAR's it was pretty ok. Nothing special really busy, i got hot and bored so i went home and am now on my fat ass writing a blog. AM I 80 or what? geez.

well what can i say?
Allison wanted me to cal lher whe ni got home but her phone was disconnected. So i hope she doesn't freak whe ni don't call her. i can't call her home phone it'll wake everyone up. Oy what to do? anyhoo

i should sleep or play gamecube.

Joel

Welcome to 2005

2005-01-02T18:13:00.000-07:00

Well...2005.

it is the year i gut myself and remove the innerfat kid. I am going to work hard at keeping my weight down and the muscle up. ABS will be around i promise. What else can i tell you fabulous people?

well my new years was fun hung with allison,gimpy(arone) and kristi. i enjoyed south park, cider, Red vs. blue and SHAUN OF THE DEAD

I think it is my Top movie for 2004 which there are alot of many good movies this past year and many lemons. My biggest lemon of the year "Shark Tale" all hippity hop and really kinda blah. i payed 50 cents to watch this film. Almost too much.

i'd review my year for you all but there isn't that much to tell. What can i say i am happy with 2004 and happy to see 2005 come.

The best to you all in 2005.

Joel

Forgive me Father for i haven't blogged in a few weeks

2004-12-30T10:24:00.000-07:00

So howdy people.

Well Christmas was good. i had many great things to eat and was given many great presents which i am sure i probibly didn't deserve but i'll take them anyways. Caroling was Good with the GMCCers . But i think we need smaller group that was much to large and maybe go where we won't have to compete with stereo's blasting music and traffic and stuff like that. But what do i know?

Who wants to know what i got for christmas?
i got a game cube, and some games (soul calibur 2,mario kart double dash, Donkey konga, crazy taxi, medal of honour, and tony hawk 3), return of the king extended dvd, gift cert., mp3 player, and candy so like i said spoiled. i am a very lucky boy.

almost went and bought my battle axe but alas! it was SOLD! i have to wait till i have no money for there to be another one. But i found a guy who makes "waster swords" wood swords that break eventually and don't cost much. So Joel might be teaching broadsword lessons again... we will see. with what time will i be able to teach and make combos to teach? Oh well.

ummm it's my dad's birthday on the 1st. trying to find something for him.

uhhh Allison and i have been dating for 2 years as of the 26th. That's neat it's my longest relationship.

so hoorah for that. well ladies, gents and horny vixens ( you decide what you are)

that's all for me

Joel

nothing important

2004-12-15T17:08:00.000-07:00

Howdy Y'all it's been a spell since i've sat down here and wrote y'all a story from Joel.

Let's see..

I am very suprized how not sucky my car is being. lol i love this not so cold weather. makes joel a happy person. so far haven't had to plug it in at all. Oh happy weather.

Stupid cars not stopping at crosswalk for me. 5 cars passed infront of me when i was standing at a marked cross walk and a police car watch about 4 of the 5 not stop for me did that police officer make one ticket? FUCK NOOO. pisseds me off. Anyhoo.
10 days till the big gift extravaganza... i mean quiet reflective holy day.

ummm what else do i know?

nothing MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Turtle WAX is the WAVE OF THE FUTURE.

I'll miss all of my GMCCIANS over christmas. But horrah that there wil lbe old friends to see.

well talk with y'all later.

Joel

not a very detailed blog

2004-12-07T19:28:00.000-07:00

So there was some good times at school today. As most know it is the 1st day of hanukkah (or how every you wanna spell it that's how my calender spelt it). THere was an icecream cake and it was really much fun watching all of us go at it with spoons. Really fun. the only problem is i ate too much and felt like a glutton, and a lacto. Oh well.

just made home made sushi "cones" with cucumber,rice, and tuna. So good really likeing it
made 3 large ones should be plenty.

mmmtuna....

need to finish all my stuff for movement class now
ttyl

Joel

hehehe UPDATED!!!!

2004-12-06T23:12:00.000-07:00

So i guess i should update.

Update.

I am on my way to holiday shopping completion. Horrah. What to get my brother? i dunno.

I am very excited to see friends and play video games my video game callous doesn't exsist any more. i can't wait to sleep in on saturday. got to remember to do pilates over the break 3-4 times a week if i can. I am pretty happy with my acedemic standings. Could try a bit more i think. Be the best i can be.

Saw blade 3 sneak preview i really enjoyed it. Now i'm starting to slide back into that wee facination with vamps i have. *time to get some spooky stories* hehehe funny thing happened at school

Anika threw a blanket over my head so i preceeded to put on my best little kid voice and say "i'm a spookity ghost" and motored around the Theatre arts area exclaiming this to everyone. it was soo much fun then Nic (2nd year) joined me and we went around saying "spookity ghost " it was soo much fun and jason ran away. Perhaps becasue we were soooo spookity or cuz we are losers. Still i remain The most fun i've had this month.

i am still working on my walking on hands goal. going well
20 push ups in a handstand with aid of wall
short amount of time away from wall held hand stand.

i really fucked my back up in my movemnt project. I was much too into it. Gave me a migraine that wrecked my perfect Gmcc attendance record that i was holding. Rats.

Rats? i hate rate they drive me crazy... Crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in a big padded room with rats. .. Rats? Rats drive me crazy...Crazy?

Well THa's all folks for now.

Joel

better, just a bit.

2004-11-28T11:29:00.000-07:00

So i realized that i sounded like a lil bit of a complainy loser in my last blog.

Wade thanks for the support. i did do some yelling( the other night) and then i meditated i feel better about my place/ mind/ body. Everything now feels a bit more insync.(less tense) Not totally better but better. i don't need a whore (i'm fine there). you are right music will come. Ahh just one of those days.

To be honest i am in some of the best shape of my life and i am pretty happy about that. More work to do, but all in good time.

So i had a weird dream about walking on my hands. So i decided that it is my newest goal is to walk 5 steps on my hands by the end of this school year. I think this will really help me get in touch with my balance making dance easier. (less falling down lol)

We shall see i think it would be a neat ability to have.

what can i say? i feel better today than other day. i was just kinda off.

Kwanza is coming for wade... lol Christmas for me. I'll build some stuff, hang with the cat, see the friends it'll be good.

So yes bloggy goodness.

back to cleaning up and working on my movement project.

if life gives you lemons make lemonade. If life gives you pickles you better give up cuz pickleade is disgusting.

Joel

nope not crazy

joel's new lease on blogging

Seattle

A blog about count downs

yeah

at least it's an update

an update.

some people are stupid and here is why....

DKM LYRICS

I AM...

I blog there for i am?

Stuff i hate.

That was a holiday?

again nothing.

the nothing

the Addiction grows

Stop Paris now!

Paris Hilton is furious that she doesn't have her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

More blog

2nd of the day

the kitten-y soft post.

blah blah

hey

please post comments based on this

wookie blog

early

pissy

meow meow skin graft meow meow ohh family guy...

INAPPROPRIATE

out box of the mind

mind dumpage

We got 5 out of 5

it's the night before fringe an all through the Festival...

the moody actor

what's going on?

UpdAte?

ED fringe stuff

whooooaaaaa NELLY

What's up you say?

THe events

monkey

a response to ceto

yeah...about that....fuckers

howdy all.

hey hey

its done

shit

howdy

uhhh yeah

ch-ch-ch-changes

meow meow

Yo ho

FUCKIT_said Captain Mackenzie

It's a MAD FOREST

firing a pump action shotgun indoors is not a good idea.

Everybody

the nothing post

yup a post..sorta

Piss off You spamming ass monkeys

A post that shall out post all of my other posts. Yes the disney land post.

hey there peoples

blah blah blue

i'm sexy to dead girls

hey

mmmmmmmmm

WE want candy

AVAST ME HARDIES! The Cap is back

really nothing

nothing

howdy lads and ladies.

question of the day *new segment*

Another one bites the dust

Duck Dodgers of the 24 and 1/2 century

hey

random things. Happy Robbie burns day

OH NO!!!

new and sorta exciting

soy...

damn it people.

I love my friends.

question of the day new segment